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All the Presidents’ Secret Service Code Names, Ranked
Including a reference to heavy drinking, which seems insulting
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- By Eli Yudin
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Comedian Funerals Are Always About Who Crushed, Says Dana Carvey
What's the appropriate tone at comedian memorials? Depends who you ask.
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- By Matt Solomon
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Dave Attell Says That Writing for ‘Saturday Night Live’ ‘Was Never My Thing’
Attell spent one season at the comedy mecca before calling it quits and returning to the stand-up stage
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- By Keegan Kelly
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14 Viral Jokes That Really Stuck It to the Man
Ya’ll better hope this ‘The Man’ doesn’t read Twitter
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- By Jesse
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How to Get Ridiculously Old, According to the People Who’ve Done It
I hope you like smoking
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Larry the Bar Fly Had to Die to Make ‘The Simpsons’ Relevant Again
A new ‘Simpsons’ episode gave us the last glimpse of a familiar face, but was it enough to make us care?
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- By Keegan Kelly
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5 People Who Got Sued for Being Themselves
An actual Ronald McDonald got sued by McDonald’s — and won
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Four People Who Won Elections From Jail
Typically, it works the opposite way. So maybe this is better?
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- By Amanda Mannen
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25 Secrets Overheard by Taxi Drivers
‘People planning a murder at the location I’m dropping them off’
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- By Ian Garner
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33 Random Bits of Trivia We Found in a Pot at the End of a Rainbow
That little leprechaun did not give these up without a fight
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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20 of the Dumbest Things Done by Police Officers
‘Ticketed for jaywalking through a parking lot’
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- By Ian Garner
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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12 Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, April 24, 2024
Think of these as spare tires in the event a conversation goes flat
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- By Jesse
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Nathan Fielder Says Emma Stone Is Great at Comedy Because She’s ‘Near Un-Offendable’
The ‘Curse’ co-stars discussed their unlikely partnership and Stone’s supposed objection to Jimmy Kimmel’s jokes
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- By Keegan Kelly
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35 of the Funniest Tweets from April 24, 2024
That’s not where the bowls go…
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- By Ian Garner
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These Are Ray Romano’s Three Favorite Episodes of ‘Everyone Loves Raymond’
No episode is perfect, but Romano thinks these three came close
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- By Matt Solomon
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Rob Schneider Pivots From Cancel Culture Comedy to His Other Shtick
After driving away the anti-woke crowd with his holiday gala meltdown, Schneider will try to win them back with some old-fashioned Christian entertainment
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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Roseanne Barr Almost Starred in ‘Married… With Children’
And she would have had babies with screaming Sam Kinison
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- By Matt Solomon
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I Would Feed My Right Hand to A Gator to Stop Adam Sandler From Making ‘Happy Gilmore 2’
An alligator ended Chubbs Peterson’s golf aspirations — could it close down Sandler’s sequel dreams, too?
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Isn’t It Weird to Add Celebrities to a Game Where They Get Shot?
Wow, I just took out my favorite singer with a headshot
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- By Eli Yudin
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24 Funny Times Something Completely Backfired on Someone
‘Grass caught on fire’
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- By Ian Garner
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Everything That Isn’t A Cockroach That Can Also Survive A Nuclear Bomb
Turns out, there’ll be a whole lot of insects tanking a nuke
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- By Eli Yudin
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21 Lies Everyone Believes Because of Movies
British redcoats don’t sound like that
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- By Amanda Mannen
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